I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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