And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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