i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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