They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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