playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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