Just took my morning after pill in the library
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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