You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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