I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"