Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?