that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm like, not good at living.
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