Christians are straight up FREAKS
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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