so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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