Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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