I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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