i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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