if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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