love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
