why didn't you poke me back
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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