Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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