i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
