I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What a dumb baby whore.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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