I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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