i don't like sucking hair
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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