I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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