Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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