Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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