I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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