they need to just BURY HIM!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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