Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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