So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Girls should come with a carfax report
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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