The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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