For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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