i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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