Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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if i died would you start the facebook group?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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