I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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