is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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