All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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