I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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