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• (905): View more from Toronto

  You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?

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  Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  u downloaded tardy 4 the party

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  then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record

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• (352): View more from Florida

  dude they were twins that means they were both only 17

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• (432): View more from Texas

  Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (646): View more from New York

  My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.

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• (585): View more from New York

  My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".

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  It was only one, it doesn't count.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (607): View more from New York

  So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?

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• (530): View more from California

  for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.

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