Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
