this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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