Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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