Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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