just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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