Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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