You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
