so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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