Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We have started to decorate penises.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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