I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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