Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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