why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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