Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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