i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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