I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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