I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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